June 2011
176 posts
Thank You American Eagle Online.
For Being Big Boy Friendly.
“My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don’t like really feminine men who tan. I don’t understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand’s not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.”
—Ke$ha.
I Want Football Season.
NOW.
All I'm Saying
Is ALL you ladies are slacking with the Topless Tuesdays.
No offense. I still love you.
And my love is priceless.
I love my cat.
Fuck Off.
Chubby Bitches, With Big Titties.
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Dear, Tumblr.
I would like to inform you all that, i am drunk.
I have indeed been drinking more than i should lately. And that I am 100% ok with it.
And you should be as well.
On That Note. FUCK Vanessa Castro. For leaving me stranded. But at the same time <3 Vanessa Castro for letting me eat her crab rangoons.
I probably spelt that wrong. WHATEVER.
NIGHT Fuckers .
Ask me shit. I'm bored.
do it.
do it.
I FEEL.
- powerful
- excited
- trusted
- loved
- smart ( sometimes )
- accomplished
- grateful
- wealthy
- talented
- artistic
- hopeful
- romantic
But most importantly….
i feel happy.
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