the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is a vegetable
Oh yea I keep forgetting!!! I get to See A day to remember and Rise Against for free tomorrow! #win
I don’t want to be in school right now :(
Let’s see how this works out.
Anonymous asked: fucking no don't shave your beard! it grows out of the itchy phase apparently, and its cute on you.
Gawd. I'm so bored!
do something entertaining. And then tell me all about it.
Utz chips are better than Lays.
I feel like every girl I talk too immediately...
chill the hell out. It’s 1 am, and i’m laying in bed. I aint moving bitches.
I wake up every evening with a big smile on my...
I'm such a fucking guy sometimes.
You're way too beautiful to be going through a...
We used to be BESTS! but obviously times change and friend groups do as well! But I wanted to let you know, you are amazingly attractive! And i hope to one day be able to take you out someplace nice! … and you will never figure this is about you.
Any one trying to drink some beers and cuddle with a poor little bearded chubby guy like myself tonight? :p
Sometimes it’s just feels better to give in.
MY BEARD IS SO ITCHY!!!!!
DO I SHAVE IT?
Anonymous asked: I just wanted to tell you how crushed I felt when the ravens lost the other day. I laid on the couch, put a blanket over my head and cried. I felt like my mom or boyfriend had just died. And for that, I HATE you patriots fuckers. HATE YOU ALL.
Girls.. are SO fucking stupid when it comes to...
…but I heard he really meant it this time.
Every time I see your face I die inside.
Barnes and noble with Jess and Janelle. I love calm Mondays