Anonymous asked: have you always had your belly?
Anonymous asked: How big is the man downstairs? Average? :P
Anonymous asked: you do realize 85% of the flattering anonymous questions are just me lying to make you feel good right? lol no way bro
I've got a motive, and an alibi. This isn't over,...
You said You’re a lush and I bet you want to touch me I regret every...
Anonymous asked: Do you have six pack or keg
Anonymous asked: Are you seeing any one/have a crush on anyone right now???
Anonymous asked: six pack or keg
imkindabusyyy asked: Would you rather have bad hygiene or a gut?
open invitation to give me a back massage. It hurts :/ pay you in 1,000 good wishes.
Anonymous asked: grow your hair backkkkk
I can get used to this whole having a pretty big...
TORI aka "THGLFE"
You make me blush my dear.
OK OK ONE MORE.
Anonymous asked: there is something about you, I don't know what it is. But something about you is stunning, and attractive. We should hang out more?
mrs-bruce-wayne asked: Just wanted to tell you I love your blog and your text posts are wonderful. :)
I would not like to come and spend all day with you at a family cook out where I do not only NOT know any one there. But then Stay with you until you fall asleep. This is a ridiculous question to ask me. it’s not even 2 in the afternoon.. On memorial day. You… You GIRL.
There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you...– Mario Savio (via xploration)
I miss Bill Cosby Jello commercials.
I'm kind. I'm giving. I'm real helpful when it...
And I am not a forceful person. By any means. So I appreciate NOT getting lied to. Thank ya berry much
And there came a day, A day unlike any other, When earth’s mightiest...– Nick Fury
Your paranoia is probably worse.